One of my favorite jokes ever:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
please tell me you’re joking…that is hilarious!
OMG that is f#%king hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to show that to Richie when he gets home.